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Pre-Prom 2009 Post

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:35:00 +0000

Guess who has a new blog?
lol

Presenting/Promoting Miss budget Glam Tiffany Leong
my basket bfff ;)

visit her @ CLICK THIS TO SUPPORT ME AS MANHUNT MODEL

and a tribute to her to promote her
;D

She's so funny lol

as you can see im not lying
she's always ready for a shot ;)
Yeah you know what i mean.lol
The utmost fail picture trying to be like cetak rompak taylor swift.lol

Hi tiffany,
dont kill me please ;)
<3 hehehe

Ps;langkawi n prom posts will be up once i get pics ok

SAM Corroboree Prom 2009

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:07:00 +0000

First things first..
i think half the crowd was outside the hall because SOME band sucked at their performance and thus they were outside..not me la of course ;p
but they came back in for us ;)

So yeahh..im exhausted
and pictures will come okayy..
Had a great time yesterdayy tho..and i did not eat much cos SUNWAY food sucks;(

K updates done ;)
hahaha

When big men cry

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:31:00 +0000

I think this video really is touching.
Ric Flair's farewell
hehhh

Just discovered it on youtube.lol

Great sportmanship i like
;)

Finally Out.lol

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:58:00 +0000

Decided to put in on youtube.
Check it out ;)

I Should Be Studying ;p

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:02:00 +0000

and my fellow friends,
this is how to de-stress
;D

Ps: None of the above are for mocking purposes...just entertainment and fun
lol

Now who's next?
I need suggestions lol

Exam period

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:48:00 +0000

My protocol for exam:

DO not even smell the laptop

obviously failed.lol

Ok but i wont be blogging till the 17th unless tomorrow maths paper is easy
;)

Fail collection part 2.lol

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:44:00 +0000

Helloooo friendd ;)

Actually i can go on and on about this collection but since exams are near you can expect me to blog less so here's somemore of my fail collection lol

Again, these photos are not meant for insult or anything whatsoever just plain entertainment ;)

To start off in AC
Fail !
Nicholas Tan Huang Kit (LOL) trying to prove he's tall. Nice buttcheeks tho
FAIL!
Nearly fail
FAILFAIL!!

and the ultimate failure ....
Presenting..

Godlike Fail ;D

Tuning into: Mika- Happy Ending

Fan no .2 and fail collection part 1 ;)

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:06:00 +0000

Im sure u remember him?
Our first fan.lol back due to popular demand ;)
FAIL !

and now presenting his brother/cousin/neighbour/cat

Fan no .2 ;))
This time nehe gets to take so complete cotton candy.lol

FAIL!

Wei Shen legs..
Fail !
Ray trying to act macho wan go donate the first.
Fail!
Fail !
FAIL !
Fail !
Fail !
FAILL !!
DOUBLE FAIL !
terrorist resting? FAIL !
Cross dressing? Fail !
Fail !
Pass ;)
Fail ! hahaha inside joke
FAIILL !
Fail !
Epic Failure
Timothy (on the right) FAIL !
FAILLLL !! ;P
Triple Fail ! lol
Fail !!!
Againn? Fail !

lol im doing this for fun..
not meant to insult or make fun off ( ok maybe abit ;D )
even my pic is inside k.lol

XOXO ;)

What makes me LOL

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:11:00 +0000

Since my finals are approx 2 weeks away
this blog will be updated with mostly dumb stuff as this is how i relieve stress

Stress Management 101 by Darren Lau ;)

Presenting my
My two best friends ;)

*jeng jeng jeng*

"Indomee Indomeee" ;P

;D

I laugh at myself when i read this.
gosh

Prom Dress Shopping edited v.1.0

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:18:00 +0000

Was with the classmates ystd for prom dress shopping..
Wei Shen, ZX, Yong Sern and myself were the only guys (kuli) available.lol
Pretty fun but tiring day..This is a brief post.Pictures will be up i promise and the update as well.
:)

Btw you may be wondering why shop now?
cos prom is ONE day after our last paper.
How cool is Taylors ?
;)

It fitted so good ;)
Your body is a wonderland ;)
Jingeehhehehehe ;p who tagged along ;) She looks 9 feet in that dress.Nice right ??
;)

More updates soon.hahaha
Patience is virtue
;)

Random updates

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:13:00 +0000

Im blogging when im supposed to be studying.heh
finals just about one month from now..
lol..stressing ;(

Oh i don't think i put this on my blog before.
this is right after trials in Pyramid.
In the cinema i saw this 'dead terrorist'.Notice the gun.LOL
Probably taking a break.hahahaha
Then had some 'photoshoot' with the bestie..there's still more pics but tiff is lazy.lol
Waiting to go paintball.lol
This is how boring it got. Look at me trying to kick the pole down.lol
Hero me in action trying to save Cheryl LooDeeDoo's bottle.lol (Notice the stares)

Had a gathering during raya with the p2 mates ;)
Football group picture.lol
I was sunbathing dont know wad shaun is doing tho.

Next update will be on blood donation ;)
xoxo
you know u love me

Our New Best Friend ;p

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:58:00 +0000

LOLOLOLWTFBBQ

He's super cool ok.
Punk rock mouu??
;D

Summary of Hari Raya Hols

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:01:00 +0000

OK Im sick again ;(
last day of hols somemore..dam sad
Anyways this is what i have been up to lately ;)
Jamming/Recording in Catch that monkey studios ;)
Some Gears
;))
More gears..*yawn*
This can make you go blind.literally ;p
Johnston's PUNK ROCK shoe.seriously punk rock.Respect ;)
Then when over to Szu Ern's Church for her event.dam cool the lights make white glow ;)
Thats my shoe btw glowing..Cool heh ;)
The busy host ;) and she's a counselor.HAHAHHA
Btw she's wearing heels.Still cannot make it ;p

Oh and i mentioned the last post that p2-ians are going paintball but too bad no pics.lol
busy shooting people ok..
We went Pyramid after that for dinner
Carls Junior-Its gonna get messy (thats their slogan and that is our mess)
My third leg. ;p
From nose.lol

OK there's college tomorrow.
sigh
nights :(

Paintball!!

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:16:00 +0000

Ok im leaving the house now
going paintball with the p2-ians ;)

TIFFANY BASKET IS GONNA GO DOWN.lol

xoxo
Gg(good game)

Fun Facts with Darren

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:25:00 +0000

OK fine due to overwhelming response to more Fun Facts With Darren
I shall post more fun facts for that matter :)

Fact 3:

Adrian Yap Has a rich rich uncle in UK
HAHAHHAHA
like really rich...quite famous too in Malaysia somemore..Overseas weii ;D
thanks to his nephew ;p

Fact 4:

I am in need of ideas for Youth Camp games as I just realized that I am in the committee...
so please help me..anyone? ;(

Fact 5:
SOMEONE borrowed my ELMO t-shirt just to impress someone.
HAHAHA
need hints mou? ;p

Oh we(Cotton Candy) went jamming/recording at Catch The Monkey Studio the other day
Super fun.lol
Recordings will be posted once Othniel gets the recording done.lol

The Pedalboard ;))

Ok byee
love u people

Adrian Yap's Neighbour has a M5

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:19:00 +0000

Fun Fact 1:

I was watching gossip girl and guess what song was played during those no talking part?

The Gift- Angels and Airwaves* ;)

*Angels and airwaves is the band that was formed by Tom Delonge (blink 182's guitarist) after their broke up..But now they're back together already for those who do not know.lol

Fun Fact 2:

Adrian Yap's neighbour has a BMW M5
Genuine one..others on the road confirm fake
as said by him
;D

More fun facts when i am bored ;)

Selamat Hari Raya

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:06:00 +0000

Trials done finally ;)
Need to continue sleeping to replace sleep debt.
EXCESSIVE sleep debt
lol

On the other hand, I wanna wish everyone a very merry HARI RAYA ;):)

Take care...will update soon as im sleepy
u know la smaller eyes faster to fall asleep.lol

And please to those who are about tho handle firecrackers etc
Dont dont burn ur hand or melt ur hand etc by letting the mercun explode in your hand
lol
Instead...

Play with This mercun..;p

Im a DYNAMITE ;) Boom !

Studying makes you crazeee

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:53:00 +0000

Like this:
LOL

Oh hot damn
I am studying S.A.M
Keep me studying till the A.M
Yall don't understand, make me throw my notes
In the fire, fi, fire, fire, fi, fire...

-Darren Lau-

New ipod Nano!

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:52:00 +0000

There i present you with the latest ipod nano
sorry la if some of you already know.I just found out today.lol
Study too much soo...left out with whats happening in the world.heheh

Oh it comes with video recording plus editting in the nano complimented with a larger screen
But i still prefer touch ;)
Why not make Nanophone.? I sure buy.lol

Annnd..the whole class ( well probably not all ) are planning to go Bali after exams.
Finals i mean....Shopping haven mann!
;);):)

and our Psych lecturer most likely will be tagging along.
Yes She is cool
Oh and trials are next week.Dont expect me to come online for the time being
;(

Stress Ahead 2

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:11:00 +0000

Quick Update :p
3 tiring days of Maths is done !
finally..*whew*
But still having TRIALS on the week after next..
Shit! ;(

Oh and look what I've found in the library that caught my small eye's attention..

Locker Locks ;)
Comes in all sizes and colours
Some use key some those use key
Still normal locks

TILL I SAW THIS....
HAHAHAHAHA....I think he/she must have kept gold inside there.lololol XD

And...

Here is what I have been up to these few days due to being overstress on Maths
hehehe...

Capturing candid shots of Taylor's workers/staff/teachers..Planning to put one every time i update.lol

To start off, the Gypsy Library Lady ;p
;D

And look what Ive done to release stress.lol
Taylor's Buletin board with all kinds of things
For example...lost Hard Drive ;(
I also posted.lol HAHAHHAA Could not help but to do this.XD
and thiss..HAHAHHAA Its how i express my love for him.lol

Thats all for now,lol
tired d..
Going swimming @ Tropicana with p2 bunch later on
since now is 1.28 a.m.

Take care ppl

Tribute to DJ AM and Malaysia!

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:37:00 +0000

Rest in Peace Bro
He's ( DJ AM ) on the left and Travis Barker on the right

Sorry one day late cos ystd too tired.
Back from the NECF thingy in my church.Awesome time with Ps.Phillip Mantofa ;)

Oh happy birthday Malaysia ;)
and for this occasion i'm gonna pay a tribute to Malaysia ;)
Hehe
Top 10 Things Why I LOVE Malaysia ;)

10. The Crazy Drivers
Never in any country u will experience drivers like Malaysia..They literally go crazy and will transform a Kancil to a Lamborghini anytime especially if it is Puasa period.Hungry ma.lol
We can also park on the side of the road SUDDENLY to enjoy some cendol, goreng pisang,durian. Um try doing that in Singapore or other countries.;)

9. No natural disaster
Cmon face it people.Even Parameswara and all the Penjajah's chose Malaysia cos of it's unique location on the map.We are shielded from many natural disasters and we do not have 4 seasons in our country, just Seasons Soya Bean ;)
We often complain how the recession HITS us or even a stone fall from a lorry also u curse the bugger,other countries have to prepare to hide under the table during Maths class or something okayy.lol Be grateful ;)

8. Pirated DVD
No offence im not trying to promote piracy here ok.ISA please dont catch me.lol
Never in a country u would find pirated stuffs and DVD except China la as we ask them to make,cheaper ma.lol.If you see it in other countries it's probably imported from Malaysia anyway ;p We should be proud! Buatan Malaysia XD

You can find practically almost anything fake/pirated/illegal in Malaysia eg; Handbag, Watches, DVD, CD, Electrical stuffs, Fake Panadol, Fake degree XD, etc

7. Lowyat Plaza
Oh so u think those Cina Lala people work in lowyat dam low class all lahh...
They're the only reason why we can have super advance cyber cafe's and crazy modified PC, hardware etc..
We owe them big time in bringing in stuffs like hardware,software,underwear? haha , even all the other electronical items like ipod,mp3 players,Unlocked Iphone,etc.Moreover if not for those people working their hard asses to hack, we would have to pay RM100 for a Pc or playstation game and still using Windows 98. ;p

6. Malaysian timing
If a dinner/event/concert is SCHEDULED to start at 7 pm SHARP, Malaysians will be there at 8pm. Enough said.

and we can still blame every and any 'late-ness' and get off the hook by saying
"oh traffic jam laahh"
;D

( Thats why we did not win any medals in the olympics.We were late for the event.LOL just kidding XD )

5. Multi-racial nation
Have you seen any other country that has 3 or 4 different coloured skin talking to each other without guns?lol
We have to admit it,we have Malays,Indians,Chinese,Punjabis,Orang Asli's,Bidayuh,Kelabit,Penan,Murut,Melanau,Baba Nyonya,Ibans,Dayaks,Bajaus,Kadazans and SIKHISM X(inside joke ;p) etc
In other countries, you can go to a Chinese restaurant, to a rubber estate and to kampung areas and felt as if u travelled across 3 nations but in Malaysia, in one neighbourhood you can see one fella doing indian dance, another neighbour watching TVB drama and Chinese soap Operas and one more preparing to sembahyang.
Isn't it unique? I think so ;)
Sikhism X

Oh i forgot to add, we also have two or three races combined into a human being ;P
Some have more.lol
Example : Chindian, Chinlay, Mamak ,Portese (portugese chinese lol) etc.
An example of Chindian.lol

4. The weird names
Ok im not mentioning about names of people ok.LOL but of places,food,etc that is so contradicting to our country's name.hahaha

For example we're in Malaysia but we have Ayam Belanda, French Fries, Bombay toast, Selipar Jepun, mee Jawa, China Town, Swiss roll, Masjid India, Durian BelandaBukit China, Mee Siam, Sirap Bandung, Manila card, and to mix everything up just say Rojak. heeheh

Not only that, other countries have champagne,pina colada,wine etc
We have Michael Jackson (Soya Bean n Cincau)
That's a work of pure genius ;D

3. The friends ;)
I love all my friends whether or not they love me ;)
They're the ones that made me who i am and those who support me in whatever circumstances im in ;)
Below are SOME of the photos i can find in my com others are in HD or something.

My best best friend XDXDXD

Ps: all the pics above are not the only friend s that i have.lolol
It'ss be crazy to put all the pics here and if ur not here does not mean u dont matter to me.
Just that these pictures happen to be in my com that's all ;))

2. The GLORIOUS FOOD.
Need I explain more?

No where in the world u can find almost any kind of food available in any country but in Malaysia.
Every thing here in Malaysia is edible and tastes so great.
A Malaysian will always eat even if we're not hungry.True enough we live to eat not eat to live ;P
It can be 3 am and confirm there's some stalls be it McD, 24 hour mamak that will be open and people hanging out.
The food is too tempting here in Malaysia that we Malaysians while eating lunch can discuss about what to eat for dinner later or the next day's breakfast.

And finally the number one spot...

*Jeng Jeng Jeng*

1. My Girlfriend ;)
I love Malaysia cos there is where my most loved one belongs and that is where i can find her for as long as she will be in Malaysia
;)
;)
You make me smile

Anyways thats it
Hope u guys like my list.hahaha
k take care now Bye bye ;)
-Ever so proud Malaysian ;))-

I have a big butt

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:32:00 +0000

Plain sick
;)

You've gotta see this!

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:11:00 +0000

Latest craze.lol
Im not gay btw.I find HIM entertaining that's all
;)

CLICK ME YES CLICK THIS TO WATCH THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AS YOUTUBE DISABLED THE EMBED FEATURE SO CLICK ME CLICK....FREE HUGS TO THOSE WHO CLICK ;)

thats all for tonight.gonna be very busy with assignments and presentations
;)

Selamat Berpuasa ;)

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:24:00 +0000

Sempena bulan Ramadhan, saya ingin wish semua Umat Islam Selamat Berpuasa!!!
;)

Ps:Im still sick ;(

Happy Belated 18th Birthday Ping!

noreply@blogger.com (Darren Lau E-Zern) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:52:00 +0000

No I was there for his birthday okay in Taylors library doing research =.=
together with Sarah, Wai Hong, Hui Xiang and Wei Shen..
The poor birthday boy was somewhat emo cos we did not wish him.
HAHAHA

It was all part of the plannn ;p

Pictures of me n ping during my birthday party:
Nipples boys.lol
He was very HAPPY ;D

Have a great one bro ;)

Anywayyy..
Sorry could not blog yesterday as im sick.
Yes, Im sick.
;(

Must be because of Mtv Worldstage la.
Heard some idiot who had H1N1 went for the concert
Real dumb guy or girl.lol
This is the opportunity cost for being in a place packed with people..rubbing against others with their sweat.

Medicine ;(

Will update more when im feeling much better.
I will be back ;)